Emma has good people and copy.

Molly sent this link my way and I think it's worth reading at least a few of these bios. Each one is unique and entertaining to read. You forget you're reading a staff page and can't wait to get to find out about the next person. This is copy done right.

Emma's People

Proof that hand sanitizer is, in fact, flammable.

swine flu invades

thanks, cheryl.

Moms Against Drunk Bananas

Drunken banana spotted at Sipango!  How many drunken banana tragedies do we have to endure before we stand up and demand that bananas are not served alcohol?!  People, people, people... these poor bananas do not have the self control and moral capacity to know when to stop drinking.  Jesus.

Hey-OH!

Alright... I've been totally out of it and haven't updated in... like... forever.  So I'll try to update you: we've been super busy working on some kick ass projects, we're still dealing with the aftermath of the wreck (three of us in physical therapy,) we've had some birthdays, the Crips want to kill all our hoes (more on that later...) and we are full-on gambling addicts.

Did someone say gambling?  Oooohhh yeh.  We are totally addicted to All the Marbles, the ever delightful multicolored scratcher with the chance to win up to a thousand dollars.  

Apparently Jenkin has bad luck, so we proposed that a good way to test if Jenkin's luck has changed yet is for him to regularly play the lottery... When he finally wins big, his luck would be forever changed!  So far... nothin.  But I'm still holding out.

not a winner.... yet.