It sounds awful, doesn't it? I imagine it sounds awful because it is awful. You know why? Because the idea of the ghost warts spreading some kind of spores is absolutely terrifying. There's a theory floating around our office that the ghost warts are causing symptoms such as sneezing, coughing and sore throat.
Take a moment and vomit if you need to. I just used that paragraph break to do so myself.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
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I must have ghost warts at my office. And my house. And anywhere I go in Oklahoma. In fact, ghost warts must be the reason that Lord Gary keeps issuing allergy advisories.
ReplyDeleteYou might be on to something.