We have warts. Like, really bad.

There's a large window upstairs in the loft. Mike noticed yesterday that there seemed to be some kind of growth below this window. And not under the window sill or tucked up and out of the way. I mean all down the wall. There's a three foot square area covered with a mysterious fungus.

This fungus is now what we call ghost warts. Imagine a moist log in the shade. Now imagine the fungus growing on that log reaching up into the air growing little spherical pustules. Now stop imagining things because you just got the ghost warts. Go wash your hands. We're afraid that once mature, the warts will pop and spread spores aloft in the air. We've all got strong workman's compensation cases against our landlord but if the warts pop this thing is going class action for sure.

EDIT: pic added